Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Home of the Viruses

Computer:
I loath the person or persons who spend their free time creating computer viruses. If it's created to steal my information and potentially my identity then you are the second lowest kind of scum out there. The lowest? That would be the person(s) that create a computer virus simply to inconvenience another human being. Forget about finding Osama Bin Liden. Spend more time finding the F-words that are creating these computer viruses. What kind of person creates a problem just to make someone else's life difficult? It's starting to get outrageous and should be penalized by tar and feathering. I am writing about this today because my laptop has been attacked with yet another virus. That makes three viruses since November. Now I am forced to use the home computer. First of all, this thing belongs in a museum it's so out of date. Second, it's right off the living room(which I will explain more about shortly). Third, I lose the privacy of room. No more listening to music at whatever volume I choose. No more watching TV while being on the computer, which may seem small but thats what my nights consist of anymore. I'm tired of these internet terrorists and they need to be stopped. Moving on.

People:
Don't be confused, I'm not saying that people are viruses although I can say for certain that some of them are. I am talking about viruses within people. Their is a virus of some sort going around my house right now. My parents were both sick yesterday and my sister was sick a few days ago. As you may know from my previous posts, I take great pride in my immune system and how badass it is. However, I am not about to test it. Usually when their is a sickness going around my house I quarantine myself in my bedroom. I normally have everything I need to survive the few days that the illness is in effect. I have my TV, movies, record player, snacks, and computer. Except now I don't have my computer and I am stuck writing this in the room that is right off the room where my parents spend their entire lives. I chose a bad day to stop smoking entirely. I am having a rough day and I could really use a cigarette, but I know that if I can make it through today I will never need another cigarette ever again.


What I'm Listening To:

"One October Song" by Nico Stai


Goodbye.

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