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My temporary job proved to be just that, temporary. If only the Jets would've won last week I'd still have a job. I knew Mark Sanchez wasn't good for anything. So now I am back where I was two months ago, unemployed. Although this time things will be different. Last time I kind of took a lackluster approach to finding a new job. By lackluster I mean in the two months I was unemployed I applied at two places. Not this time. This next week will be devoted strictly to finding a new job. I need to work, I need the money. I can't just be sitting around like a bum all the time. I can't go back to staying up all night and sleeping all day. It's exhausting and it's not fun at all. I will work again very soon, I know it.


I love the NHL. I know the four-letter network doesn't want to take it seriously and treats as a joke, but I love it. They have created a new All-Star format this year that is great. Fans voted for some players, while players and coaches voted for the others. After the players were announced the players then voted for two captains. The two captains picked two alternate captains. They then had an All-Star Fantasy Draft last night. The two captains and their alternates picked players one by one to be on their team, playground style. I loved it. I thought it was a lot of fun to watch. After the draft one team has Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, Duncan Keith, Dustin Byfuglien, and Martin Havlat. All of which play for or have played for the Blackhawks. If only they could have gotten Patrick Sharp as well. The new forum the NHL came up with is brilliant. I would love to see other sports such as baseball or football give this a try. A tip of the hat to the NHL for coming up with this. The skills competition is tonight I would advise everyone to check it out. It's really cool and a lot of fun.

Well it is Saturday so I'll cut it off there and go back to watching the Stand-up Showdown on Comedy Central(by the way, I don't know what it is about female comedians, but they just are not funny, ever). Have a great day and I'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye.


Update: Turns out I was wrong when I said there are no funny female comedians. There is one exception to the rule. her name is Iliza Shlesinger. She is hilarious. She is gorgeous. I want to marry her. That is all.
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